Meetings Suck.

The lights were dim and the room was a little too warm. Half the attendees were on the phone from 4 different countries and the other half in the room, also from different countries. We were trying to please a customer we can't please, by finding a solution to a technical problem our technology can't solve. At one point during the discussion, a crisp British accent from the phone said: "someone got a noose? It slew me!!