I need MORE!!!

More dollars were spent at the doctors today. If my family was normal my sister would be in the need for a full body massage, and my brother-in-law (BIL) in the need for a long vacation alone. Thankfully my sister can make fun of her misery and BIL seems to have only one mood setting.

BIL and Neckbone (tall, and married) went to the bar last night, coming back with a freshly lobotomized look on their faces. Who knew...The only thing you need to attract women is a wedding ring (O.K I have to admitt neither is disgusting looking, but it is still pitiful).